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Deadass, I felt like the frog when I met my man.

Deadass, I felt like the frog when I met my man.

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Ossiana Tepfenhart
Apr 26, 2023
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Deadass, I felt like the frog when I met my man.
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Deadass, I felt like the frog when I met my man. Like, my first long time chat impression was me projectile vomiting with my eyes going in opposite directions.

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