Fellas, We Need To Discuss Schrödinger’s Baby
Do you fucking want a baby or not, already?!
Do you fucking want a baby or not, already?!
Let’s talk about my friend Layla* and our ex Banner* today, okay? Layla is basically my twin from another mister. Layla and I met through very strange means. You see, we both dated the same man, Banner.
Banner was a goth model who broke up with me because I didn’t want to have a baby …