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Forgotten Food Mascots: Elsie The Cow

Forgotten Food Mascots: Elsie The Cow

The bull on Elmer’s glue bottles had a wife…and she dealt with a lot of shit.

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Feb 21, 2022
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The bull on Elmer’s glue bottles had a wife…and she dealt with a lot of shit.

via My Baby Cried She Was A Bird

In the world of food mascots, there are a couple of names that seem pretty timeless. Ronald McDonald, Burger King…even the Taco Bell Chihuahua has a certain timelessness about it. Once in a while, these top names don’t have staying power and fade…

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