(Fun fact, my middle name is the Roman version of Athena, so I guess she's in NJ helping me write.)

Poseidon seems quite upset with how Florida is treating the oceans. I think that would explain the flooding.

(Fun fact, my middle name is the Roman version of Athena, so I guess she's in NJ helping me write.)

Poseidon seems quite upset with how Florida is treating the oceans. I think that would explain the flooding.

Zeus is not only a god of war. He was also a horndog. I guess that explains the STD rise in Florida. Maybe the leprosy, too, but that could be anoth…