He Wanted A Date. We Ended Up Having To Call The FBI.

Or, why I had to put my guyfriend in a dating quarantine last month.

Or, why I had to put my guyfriend in a dating quarantine last month.

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I swear, my buddy Ted* has the worst, absolute worst luck with women.

If you think you have bad luck, no, you don’t.

Erm, okay, just not next to Ted.

Part of this is because Ted is a man who is such a kind soul, he can’t see anything sketchy in people — e…