I Have A Confession (Satire)
Yes, this is satire. And I'm doing it for one of my favorite people on Substack.
Special thanks to
for inspiring this piece. I hope I actually made it funny.I have a confession to make. I’ve been living a double life. It’s been one that I am ashamed to admit, because I feel like I’ll lose my main job. My reputation is going to be at stake and I know that I will probably catch flak for this.
*deep …