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I Have A Pile Of Resurrected Bananas On My Kitchen Table

I Have A Pile Of Resurrected Bananas On My Kitchen Table

From functionally extinct to a viable fruit once more: the Gros Michel banana.

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Apr 13, 2022
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From functionally extinct to a viable fruit once more: the Gros Michel banana.

Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash

Goddamn, I love a good comeback story. I also love bananas. Like, they’re the shit. They are handheld treats that taste great, don’t hurt my teeth, and also can be made into bread. Bananas rule.

Recently, I found out that bananas weren’t always …

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