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I Tried To Eat Like Elvis For A Day, And It Sucked.

I Tried To Eat Like Elvis For A Day, And It Sucked.

My body was not built for this.

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Sep 01, 2022
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My body was not built for this.

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I was watching a documentary about Elvis, just because it seemed like an interesting thing to watch. Then, I started to think about how the guy died. He was doing a fantastically huge amount of drugs, but it was his constipation that officially killed him.

He was famous for eating poorly and…

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