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It's why I married a DJ.

It's why I married a DJ.

When my husband and I first met, we were both high as shit in a nightclub after our friend got kicked out for taking two grams of horse…

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Nov 10, 2022
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It's why I married a DJ. Most people don't want to deal with a hard-partying writer wife who hangs out with porn stars and strippers.

When my husband and I first met, we were both high as shit in a nightclub after our friend got kicked out for taking two grams of horse tranquilizer to the face. We were both corralling him and he took a piss on the bank n…

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