Pussy Power: Kamala Grabbed Him By The Balls
I would have hated to be Trump this week...
Remember that time that Donald Trump talked about how he could “grab her by the pussy,” with the connotation of it being any woman in the world? When we first heard that, the rally cry was, “PUSSY BITES BACK!”
I don’t think Republicans took it seriously until Kamala ended up running for president. If nothing else, it’s starting to look like 2024 is shaping up to be the Year of the Cat.
Cats have been an oddly appropriate theme here. The ever-unpopular oaf known as JD Vance made the mistake of calling women “cat ladies,” only to bring out the entire wrath of the internet. The internet loves cats.
And now, we just saw a woman make Trump look like a complete pussy. Oh, the luxurious glory that comes with watching the guy who bragged about grabbing women “by the pussy” getting verbally clawed up on stage.
The 2024 Presidential Debate was glorious because Trump couldn’t lie his way out.
Unlike a certain prior debate, the fact-checkers were on Trump’s lies like white on rice. When Trump would derail the presidential debates with rants about immigrants eating cats or claiming that 21 million immigrants entered America last year, the fact-checkers shut him down.
Harris came out in full swing, ready to hit right where it hurts: the truth. She came prepared with a litany of awful things Trump did during his presidency that he’s been trying to backpedal on—including how he stacked the courts to topple Roe.
As I’ve written before about how many Democrats have been yearning for the end of seeing the schoolyard bully win, just seeing her call him out on his crap was incredible.
The fact that the debate moderator also made sure to ask questions that made both candidates squirm was icing on the cake. Kamala handled her questions elegantly and confidently. Trump? Well, you can see how he handled his questions above.
I’ve never seen a man look so lost, so defeated, and so angry on a debate box before.
Half of the time, Captain Cheeto was stuck making that orange-faced glare. Once in a while, I swear my husband and I saw him go cock-eyed in an attempt to think about something. One thing he wasn’t doing much? Smiling.
When Trump tried to bloviate about his popularity and how he “fires” people, Kamala threw it right back in his face. She straight up cut to the punch and mentioned that he got fired by 81 million people.
Harris was also quick to point out the high unemployment rates under his leadership, and COVID turned into the worst health crisis in a century under his rule. She had no problem bringing up how his reaction to the January 6th insurrection was similar to his reaction in Charlottesville—divisive and stupid.
The fact that she taunted him about people leaving Trump rallies early due to boredom was icing on the proverbial cake. He couldn’t even debate it. Footage proves how wildly popular the DNC was after Harris entered the race.
What Harris really excelled in was ripping the “tough guy” mask off Trump perfectly.
Trump and his cronies are the type of people who believe that “might makes right.” He’s a weak man’s idea of what a strong man looks like—and that’s why so many insecure men love him. He knows how to act like a poorly-written mob boss.
That’s precisely why Kamala put the kibosh on his talking about how good his relationships are with dictators. Trump wants to be in the dictator club. He wanted it so bad, he sent “love letters” to North Korea’s dictator.
Kamala wasn’t having it. She straight up told him that military leaders think he’s a “disgrace” and made a point of talking about how weak he is for letting others get one over him through flattery.
Ooh, I swear, you could see something break in him when she said that. I think that’s why she kept using the word “disgrace.” She was triggering him, throwing him off his balance, and getting him testerical.
Watching Kamala flatten him in the debate was a shock for me—and a devastating blow to Donald Trump.
I think we can all agree that Biden’s debate with Trump was awful. Like, if Biden had just stayed quiet, he would have done better. That debate scared me as a left-leaning person and yes, I lost a little more faith in the Democratic Party.
With the foul, bitter taste of defeat still fresh in my mouth, I didn’t expect Team Blue to go so hard on the next debate. Kamala’s debating prowess dropped my jaw. I’ve never seen a debate wreck a guy’s shit like this before.
She didn’t just ace it. She grabbed Trump by the balls, ripped his sack open, and showed his shriveled little peanuts to the world. In the words of Billy Mays, “But wait, there’s more!”
Trump fled the debate area as soon as it was done in an effort to save face. However, there was one major extra slap across the face delivered to Trump that just made everything even more amazing…
Cat ladies, unite!
Taylor Swift, currently the most popular pop star in the world, posted the Instagram post above, officially backing Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. This is just after Trump tried to make it seem like Taylor backed him—much to the ire of Swifties everywhere.
Swift’s endorsement is major. She’s an influencer’s influencer. And man, did that sting Trump. Maybe he should ask Lil’ Pump for another endorsement. I mean, Lil’ Pump is cool. It’s not like he’s stupid or anything.
Oops. Nevermind.
Either way, this debate’s outcome has been so good, it had to be fattening.
Trump tears might taste like covfefe and hamberders, but they are so, so good. Who’s with me?
“Lotus for POTUS kicked Trump in the scrotus”
This is a wonderful assessment. I went to bed feeling joyous, and then I woke up furious over the fact that we have to go through this charade. TFG should be in jail.