The only time I had Jesus pick up the tab on anything was when I was on a blind date with him.

Not sure if me screaming "OH GOD!" counted for prayer.

The only time I had Jesus pick up the tab on anything was when I was on a blind date with him. He picked up the tab, and let me tell you, that Latin lover knew what he was doing!

Not sure if me screaming "OH GOD!" counted for prayer.