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The Unspoken Reason Why Nice, Shy Guys Have Trouble Getting Laid

The Unspoken Reason Why Nice, Shy Guys Have Trouble Getting Laid

I don’t want to say it, but it needs to be said. You’re nice, but bland as milk toast.

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Feb 28, 2022
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I don’t want to say it, but it needs to be said. You’re nice, but bland as milk toast.

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“He’s such a sweet boy,” I said.

“Oh, great guy, absolutely,” nodded my friend Iggy.

“Yep,” I said.

“Yep,” he said. His girlfriend, a quiet but incredibly astute girl, nodded in agreement.

“Eventually, he’s gotta get laid some time,” I said.

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