"WAAAAHHHH WAHHHHHH I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FACT THAT I AM NOT GETTING LAID!
"WAAAAHHHH WAHHHHHH I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FACT THAT I AM NOT GETTING LAID! IT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT! NEVER MINE!"
"WAAAAHHHH WAHHHHHH I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FACT THAT I AM NOT GETTING LAID! IT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT! NEVER MINE!"