When Your Favorite Condiment Is A Racial Slur…
Can we please talk about the mayonnaise thing? PLEASE?
Can we please talk about the mayonnaise thing? PLEASE?
I have a confession to make.
For all my cawing about loving exotic flavors, I’ve been (kind of) living a lie. It’s true. My favorite condiment is not guacamole. It’s not salsa. Fuck, it’s not even goddamn Heinz-ass ketchup. It’s mayonnaise.
For what it’s worth, mayonnaise …