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Why Is Tucker Carlson So Butthurt About Green M&M’s Makeover?

Why Is Tucker Carlson So Butthurt About Green M&M’s Makeover?

Just…just say that you want to bang an M&M candy bro. It’s okay. Kind of.

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Just…just say that you want to bang an M&M candy bro. It’s okay. Kind of.

So this happened.

You know, this timeline is so weird, I feel like the writers behind life as we know it are trolling me. This time around, M&Ms released a statement saying that the blowback that they got from people pushed them to stop using the spokescandies that have been around …

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