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Yep. Not many people believe me when I say that an 80-year-old babushka aunt of mine dragged my…

Yep. Not many people believe me when I say that an 80-year-old babushka aunt of mine dragged my…

"Oh, you don't go to church eh?"

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Yep. Not many people believe me when I say that an 80-year-old babushka aunt of mine dragged my 12-year-old ass to church, literally, while putting me in a headlock and smoking a cigarette.

"Oh, you don't go to church eh?"

"Nope, sorry, I don't believe in God, tanti."

"Oh, okay."

*THWACK! CRAWNCH! GRAB*

"So we're going to go," *puffs on cigarette*

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