Yep. Not many people believe me when I say that an 80-year-old babushka aunt of mine dragged my…
"Oh, you don't go to church eh?"
Yep. Not many people believe me when I say that an 80-year-old babushka aunt of mine dragged my 12-year-old ass to church, literally, while putting me in a headlock and smoking a cigarette.
"Oh, you don't go to church eh?"
"Nope, sorry, I don't believe in God, tanti."
"Oh, okay."
*THWACK! CRAWNCH! GRAB*
"So we're going to go," *puffs on cigarette*