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Most Women Would Not Have What It Takes To Be An Edo Period Tayu

Walmart Has An Abusive Relationship With Its Customers

King Of The Hill Was Iconic In Every Way, For The Best Of Reasons

Here's How We End The American Rage And Entitlement Epidemic

PSA: It's Not Your Obligation To Teach Others How To Be Good To You

The Number Of Women Ignored On Christmas Is Too Damn High

The NYC Culture Crisis Is So Bad, It's Affecting Nightlife

Let’s Talk About The Original KKKarens And Their MLM Scheme

We Hated Each Other, Then We Escaped Our Boss

The Holidays Are Not For Women My Age

Are Clothes Still Clothes?

Poor Little Rich Girl: The Tragic Life Of Barbara Hutton

I Just Met A Man Who Got Scammed Out Of $100,000 Trying To Publish A Book

Odnarotoop: When Portland Got Weird With Japan

Wait, Substack Has A Nazi Problem?!

Elegant Gothic Lolita: A (Literal) Formal Protest

Sympathy For The Devil: Why Romantic Partners Often Defend Their Partner's Horrible Deeds

No, Really, Did Disney Just Use AI To Write A Movie?

Episode 3: Ossiana Talks To Lasha Lane About Ron Jeremy

Suicide Rates Are Skyrocketing In Schools, But It's Not For The Same Reason As Before

Lostwave Is The Internet's Most Unique Music Genre

The Doldrums Can Drive You Crazy

I Read About Nazi Wives And Had A Chilling Realization

The Reality Of Marrying A Rockstar: What They Don't Tell You

Tradwives Are Starting To Realize They've Been Duped

"You Really Don't Like Women, Do You?"

No, You Can’t Say You Care About Women And Be Anti-Choice

Can I Please Rant About Right-Wing Children's Media For A Minute?

How Men Conned Men Into Becoming Angry, Lonely, And Hateful

Whatever Happened To The Joy Of Romancing Someone?

"We're All Friends Here."

Opinion: Ron Jeremy Needs Help, But He Also Needs Prison

Inside The Weird, Wacky World Of Brazil's Party Bus Carreta Industry

Something Disturbing Happened To Me On Upwork

There Is A Double-Standard About Male Body Image We Don't Want To Admit

Newsflash: We Already Know What A Matriarchal Society Would Look Like

Tinder Is Killing Itself And It’s Awkward To Watch

Am I Going To Be The One Who Says It? Medium Has A Corruption Problem

Widow's Fire: A Sign Of How Complex Grief Can Be

How America Handles Israel's War Is Proof We Have No Say In Government

"I Just Can't Read," Said The College Kid

Lo-Fi Girl Music Is An Excellent Example Of Great Marketing

An Update On My Situation: What's Up?!

I'm Probably Going To Lose The Roof Over My Head.

'Escaping Twin Flames' Highlights A Dangerous Pipeline In The New Age Community

Episode 2: Ossiana Talks To Lindsey Banks

We Need To Talk About The Uproar Over Aussie-Style Sushi In New York

3 Months, 900 Subscribers, 96 Paid: My Time On Substack

Employers Need To Use Common Sense, Not Modern HR Policies

Hire Me (Or Just Buy Stuff I Made!)

"Shut Up, Tend To Your Garden"

What Everyone Got Wrong About America's Blue Wave

Let's Stop Calling It "Boy Mom" Life, And Call It Covert Incest

"You Know You Actually Have To Talk To Her, Right?"

Big News By Popular Demand!

How To Talk To A Porn Star (Or Any Other Hot Person) Without Being Creepy

The Dark Reason Why "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend"

400 Years Ago, “Lonely” Was Deemed A Rare Word

Hot Take: Q-Anon Is Worse Than Scientology, But Has Just As Strong A Celeb Following

The Decline Of Fast Food Chains: A Very Telling End Of An Era

I'm Financially Struggling. Here's Why I Quit A Gig.

Want To Keep A Spouse? Don't Be A Couch Creature

We're Witnessing A Writing Platform Crunch Like No Other

When Friendliness Is Seen As Creepy, We All Lose

I Think One Of The Voices In My Head Got Killed This Weekend

Episode 1: Ossiana And Soul Dancer Talk About Personal Value, Spirituality, and More

We Might Be In The Age Of Anemoia

Six Life-Changing Things I Wish I Knew When I Was A Teenager

The Rise Of Pseudoscience As A Weapon Against Feminism

We Should Talk About The Cult Gaze

Does Anyone Remember Engagement Chicken?

So, Let's Talk About How I Made A Full-Time Living On Medium Back In The Day

To The Writers Who Are Hurt By Medium's Boost Rejection

Why Are Rappers And Rockstars Turning To Right-Wing Politics?

Tent City: Coming To A Place Near You

No, Marriage Is Not "Just A Piece Of Paper!"

These Are The Best Art Investments I've Made So Far, And They'll Surprise You

A Tale About Little Lucas*

"This Isn't Working Out. You're Too Nice."

Here's How I Stay Creative (Even When I'm Burnt Out)

"You Were Supposed To Be Different, Raja."

Those Neat Conversations You Had On Tinder May Not Have Been With Your Actual Date

This Is The Nightclub Rule That Everyone Should Live By (If They Want To Be Popular)

I Don't Know About You, But I'm Really Sick Of Sketchy Writing Platform Practices

An Argument About Being A Bottle Girl Got Me Thinking About How People Make Bank

It's The Little Signs That Matter

The Internet Was The Worst Thing To Happen To Men

Can We Please Stop Pretending That Being A Model Should Be A Firable Offense?

And So It Begins: Woman Arrested For Helping Her Daughter Abort

The Sex Work Undercurrents Of Being A Tradwife Influencer

An Enby Speaks: 6 Survival Tips Parents Should Tell Trans Children

Is America's Far Right A Weitiko?

Modern Men Would Absolutely Hate A 50s-Style Society Today

Penis Growth, Beading, And Bifurcations: The Quest For The Perfect Penis

The Rise Of Women Who Love Fictional Men

Dear Men: Stop Backpedaling Your Beliefs When It Gets You Dumped

Evangelicals And The Deification Of Trump

6 Money Secrets Of Power Couples And Generationally Wealthy Families

Here's Why I Don't Approve Of Ashton Kutcher's Thorn

Gated Communities Are Going To Be The Biggest Amenity Requested In America's Future

Your Cat Is Smarter Than You. Listen To Your Cat.

I Don't Care If It's "Feminist," I Resent My Godawful Weddings

Let Me Tell You About The Time I Was Warned About Danny Masterson...

Does Gen Z Realize How Predatory Mainstream Culture Used To Be?

Have You Ever Experienced 'The Still?'

Driving In A Flood Made Me Realize How Bad New York's Climate Change Problem Truly Is

"What Happens In Japan, Happens Here, Ossiana."

4 Surprisingly Smart Business Tips I Learned From Watching The Island Boys

I Was Trans in an LGBT-Unfriendly School System

I'm Having The Weirdest Mid-Life Crisis

8 Things People Don't Realize About Life As A Porn Star

We Need To Discuss The Cardboard Economy Of Jobs

'8 Passengers' And Why Mormon Swinging In The News Once Again

No, America's Birth Rate Decline Is Not Like Japan's

Ghost Brides: When Forced Marriage Happens To A Corpse

The '8 Passengers' Scandal Reveals A Serious Issue In The Fundie Community

If Your Therapist Does This To You, Walk Out That Door

I Sometimes Think About Chris-Chan And The Future Of Influencers

How I Make Money Writing About Food And Restaurants

"You Don't Know What Women Are Into, You're Not A Man!"

Why We Need To Watch For The Conformity Paradox

Are We Competing Ourselves To Death?

The Awful, Cringey Story Of Bertrand The Clout Junkie

PSA: If Your Date Mocks Your Hobbies Or Looks, Dump Them Using This Trick

6 Flirting Moves That Every Man (And Woman) Should Know

Does Anyone Else Experience The "College Reunion" Effect?

You Need To Treat Employment Like A Romantic Relationship

Why Do Men Think Feminists Hate Them?

Ladies, You Should Text Dates Like A Sex Worker

Updates For Medium Writers: Here's Where We Stand

I Thought Medium Just Purposefully Underpaid Me

The Medium Writer Revolution Will Not Be Televised

An Open Letter To FouseyTube

The Lovense Adult Toy Scandal Reveals A Major Issue With Influencer Life

The Seven Best Pieces Of Marriage Advice I Got From My Parents

Saying You Live In NYC Is Not The Flex It Used To Be

Wanted: The Dying Gift Of Gab

Join my chat

The Lovense Pedobaiting Scandal Shined A Light On A Serious Problem With Influencer Life

Why Is The Manosphere Spitting Out The Red Pill?

I should do an article on that...

If you ever want to collab on Substack, hit me up on there. I'd love to work with you on something.

What Goths & Country Culture Tell Us About White Identity

ossiana.substack.com

Long time no see!

It's not that they are TOO high.

Ladies, I Think We Need To Listen To Men When They Talk About Dating

I Owe My Male Readers An Apology. I Didn’t Listen To Them.

Yay! Also, I'm hoping to see you on my Substack.

I was open about being goth. I was deeply in love with the old Orgy aesthetic and cybergoth looks.

Not doing dope in my bathroom during a wedding, not patently ignoring my book publication, not…

Let's do it!

What Goths & Country Culture Tell Us About White Identity

I'm 205 pounds!

Same. I was pretty upset because I was like, "This is a chick that I could see me hanging out with."

I generally don't tell people my opinion of that ring.

I definitely noticed that.

White, Suburban Women And The Jail Of Their Own Making

LETS DO THIS!

I'm going to be on Substack more often now! Definitely check it out there!

Here’s The Real Reason Why Lizzo Is Getting Such Hate From Everyone

I Worked In Porn. Here’s Why I Don’t Advise People To Do OnlyFans

Can confirm, I have burner friends and wanted to sparklepony

The Burning, Painful Rejection Of Upper Middle-Class Women

<3 This is amazing and made me smile so hard.

Well, I'll tell you what I'd reincarnate as, if I had to come back to earth. (I'm hoping I won't!)

My husband and you might be separated at birth.

Oh no, conflict aversion is ABSOLUTELY a middle class thing.

Oof, MXM, you know how to write things that make me feel things tonight.

The Burning, Painful Fakeness Of Upper Middle-Class Women

I Don't Think People Realize How Smart Romance Scammers Are, And That's A Problem

I have several Red Pillers who did videos calling me a whole and trying to debunk me with…

This is why we're friends

Sharing is a great choice.

That's what's pissing me off. I don't use AI. I don't know why they're doing this!

"I Have To Explain Why Jessie* Doesn't Talk To Her Mother Anymore."

“I Need To Explain Why Jessie* Doesn’t Talk To Her Mother Anymore.”

Wouldn't shock me. I'll be publishing a new article to Vocal tonight.

The algorithm shot my payments down to half unless they're boosted.

I'm still trying to figure out how to set it up.

The New Algorithm Is Killing My Medium Account: Updated

Politics Are The Growing Gender Gap No One Wants To Talk About

I married a CAN. I feel more vulnerable and scared around whites. Go figure.

Your Corn On The Cob, Provided To You By Modern American Slavery

(Fun fact, my middle name is the Roman version of Athena, so I guess she's in NJ helping me write.)

Actually, he's a low key male escort hybrid dude.

Yup. I survived trafficking.

I really should write about sex negativity and how it destroys men

Would You Bang A Member Of The Wiggles?

My traffickers were primarily white and Southern. I don't think it's a coincidence.

She did like talking about herself...

Yikes

Yup. I still remember how shocked I was that those ladies were so sweet and concerned for me that…

You don't have to accept the offer, but the offer is there to show courtesy

I feel like I missed out on some kind of memory or tradition that doesn't make sense, if that makes…

“You Know You’re In A Bad Neighborhood By Counting Cans.”

I grew up in an all white town in New Jersey.

I just did an article on #RushTok. It got dark at the end.

Jumping off a cliff, yup. As a liberal, I'm thoroughly owned.

#BamaRush And #RushTok Remind Me Of How Fragile College Girls Are

It absolutely would fit.

Does Florida Remind Anyone Else Of The Lost City Of Atlantis?

It is worse than prostitution. It's a categoric enslavement of an entire gender.

Let's not bring sex work into this. This is a different thing, a grift

Sinead O’Connor’s Life Was A Cautionary Tale About Speaking Out

When I'm ready, I'll drop an article about it. It was bad.

Yup. My 2nd wedding attempt to my husband was one.

Believe it or not, a LOT of guys passed me up before he came along.

I mean I'm thinking Granny from Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries...

Look at divorce reasons. No one who is happily married asks for a divorce.

I go on Reddit's deadbedrooms and it seems evenly split. It's hard to tell.

Whoosh

Men, Forget These Truths At Your Own Romantic Risk

A friend of mine got out by doing housekeeping in a hotel too

PSA: Self-Care Can Be Painful, Too

Makes sense.

Is The Age Of The Celebrity Sex Tape Over?

I really should talk about how I ended up in a trafficking ring...

A link is there to the study

Agreed. It's why I'm leaving America. Not enough safety net, too dangerous.

You may want to look into au pair or housekeeping work.

In The Loneliness Economy, You’re Both The Product And The Buyer

Oh honey...

I'm very aware of both.

Sex work saved me and others from homelessness.

*sips soy milk, nodding sagely*

Goddamnit, I wasn't trying to cry today.

It absolutely is true. Added a news link in there for proof. I'm like, "HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY"

So, Are We Going To Talk About FOX Donating To The Satanic Temple?

Oh, I'm getting to that.

Oh, I know. I met people who make them.

For reference, I'll tell you what's going on in my building.

Trust me when I say that the right women will see them and want them.

I met my trafficker at an anime convention in a large East Coast city in the US.

Your Girlfriend, Brought To You By AI

Interesting that *that* didn’t come up in the interview, isn’t it?

You might be right, but think about child-rearing standards today.

That’s the thing…I really don’t think it is.

My fear in this behavior, especially with how the gaslighting became more prominent in recent…

The Gaslighting Of The American Woman

9.

Being Popular In American Schools Hits Different Today

“Nazis Are Very Nice, Polite People,” She Said.

Yeah, no...I'm not going to lie to my readers.

She and her son worry me. I hope they find my work.

That club music is amazing tho.

I would have loved hearing about the 70s

A Closer Look At The Growing Female (And Male) Separatism Movements

Question, why didn't he just break it off?

That’s strange. Let me send a link here:

Down-low. I've seen abusers get potentially deadly when cops get involved or weaponize kids, so we…

Sometimes, even when they do.

Because most women don't pursue people knowing they are incompatible right off the bat.

That's why we're approaching a friend who is an officer on the DL first.

I said it for a reason. And may your church girlfriend be everything you want and need. <3

An Open Letter To My Neighbor…

Welp, I guess it's the law now 🤷 🙃 😅

You don't get to tell me my experiences, and you don't get to tell me my friends' experiences.

Not going to lie, I was hoping to hear about him groveling. I'm just glad you're safe.

It's alarming how many women will marry anything with a pulse. I ought to know. I had that mindset.

So I gotta ask. What happened when you decided to leave? How did he react?

Crap, do I have to move to LA now?

Yep. There's the pattern I see.

I genuinely hope you never experience what Jonah put Sarah through.

A lot of older people won't know how to disable the control.

That’s also quite plausible.

I understand why we get along well.

I get the feeling he didn't act alone.

It happens.

Yep. It's funny because some of my ex's parents have apologized.

I have a lot of disdain for people in the medical field because of how they treated me based on my…

That's another thing they don't realize.

I had two moments like that.

I know that way too well. It hurts me every day.

I'm going to do an article on the facets of the loneliness economy.

As someone who is literally allergic to sunlight, I appreciate getting a little light shed on the…

What if she said, "I don't want you to wear your hair long, hang out with DiCaprio, and act anymore.

Yep. Very much my experience too.

As An Ex-Sex Worker, I Feel I Need To Talk About The Gilgo Beach Killer

Here's the thing: you don't get to pick someone who's the polar opposite of your "ideal" then try…

The right thing for him to do is to NOT purposefully go after a surfer model and try to get her to…

QAnon: When The Conspiracy Theorists Are The Conspiracy

What a misogynistic crock this is.

I was genuinely nervous about wearing this for a shoot.

“I Wouldn’t Bother With Her If She Wasn’t Married To Me,” He Said.

Abuse is never okay. Period.

Speaking as someone who was shitty in the past, redemption is a marathon, not a sprint.

I 10000 percent think this is happening.

Up until recently, she could have.

I wouldn't be surprised.

What Women Need To Understand About Jonah Hill’s Texts

American Hermit: The Hikikomori Movement Comes To The US

This Is The Hard Part About Breakups No One Talks About

Points taken. Thank you.

I have pretty weird reactions to drugs. Ecstasy has a tendency of making me violent

I hear the Netherlands is good for it

7 Little-Mentioned Roles You Might See In A Narcissistic Family

This is a new trend I haven't seen. Can't wait to research it

Perfectly fine by me

4 Things That Pushed Me To Deconstruct My Christian Background

I'm 1000 percent for this!

I definitely think that it is an American city thing as a whole.

There's no need to be so rude.

I mean, ravers in my area are very short-lived.

Meth is the only drug I hate more than ketamine in terms of long term damage.

You might want to see the one I did about celebrities choosing to stay single.

Tesla was different because he was literally redefining the car industry and forcing a paradigm…

Ketamine is a deliriant at times.

You're legit a great friend. Things get a lot more different when you're as famous as Diplo.

I use psilocybin for medicinal purposes too.

Elon Musk Loves Ketamine, And Now Everything Makes Sense To Me

Nope. Getting my passport soon.

You should hear why I wrote this article.

It's really not.

The Smart Reason Why Celebrities Are Increasingly Leery Of Dating

It ain't women's job to keep men from radicalizing. But it IS society's job.

Very "Christian" of you. A true follower of Jesus would be just as pissed as I am, I assure you.

6 Strange Coincidences I Noticed About All My “Rags To Riches” Folks

I can understand that and respect it. I should so do an article on that

That's what NY Crazy does to you.

"We are the sons of the desert, having the time of our lives!"

Dude, if you really react that badly about teachers calling out racist pasts and encouraging our…

Did Anyone Else Notice The Steep Rise Of “New York Crazy?”

Finding Older Friends Made Me Rethink Aging And Life

In many school districts, male teachers are treated like sex offenders.

I mean, I'm more or less waiting for Americans to get so pissed off that they make politicians fear…

Guys, I Need Your Help.

My homie told me that Anthony Weiner got permabanned from a whorehouse in NYC for beating up a sex…

This is the most balanced way I've seen a piller take it.

Thank you for enlightening me.

I definitely see the parallels between that and my ACE-7 childhood.

I'm currently waiting for a porn site to get so fed up with the GOP that they release the GOP…

I absolutely agree with this

Pornhub’s Reaction To Anti-Porn Laws Will Infuriate GOP Voters

I never said we should be empathetic to them.

I've watched my friends date abusive women and I've been in abusive relationships.

I definitely don't talk to many people from my high school years.

My dude, the Red Pill does not work. I assure you that there is no "true nature of women."

Most American leftists (and I say this as one) are not actually willing to DO actual violence.

I'm luck because I just give those types the "WRONG ONE" look and they back down.

Also, if someone vomits pink foam, they chugged Pepto Bismol while blackout drunk on vodka.

Ex homeless person here.

How The Supreme Court Just Destroyed Christianity In America

Kinda where I am at right now.

I could see that.

You are going to love my newest article.

What Incels, The Red Pill, And Nazis Teach Us About US High Schools

But it's smart

I'm guessing you're in the tri-state near me. Fellow Jersey folk!

Why Billionaires Should Worry About Reactions To The Titan’s Sinking

My dude, your former homeslices are what I would call "real pieces of work."

It was acceptance.

Yup. And I was hallucinating with my disease, so I walked in on a girl who watched the bridesmaid…

Glad you're out, brother.

6 Subtle Attitude Changes That Can Turn Into Serious Wealth

Which center? I'd love to link up with them

How To Deprogram Someone Who Fell For The Alt-Right

Yup

My dude, I'm so sorry to hear that. It's a unique grief.

9 Scary Signs That Your Loved One Is Turning To Right-Wing Extremism

Yeah...After writing it all down I was like, "JFC Ossiana. What have you gotten yourself into?"

Shein!

I actually decided to take one after you mentioned it. I scored a 7.

The Breakup Trick That Boosts Your Chances Of Marrying Your Next Love

The thing I noticed about radfems is that they tend to become radical later on.

I'm kinda shocked this didn't happen in America.

Yes we did.

I agree. I am going to make an article about something that happened recently

If you ever wanna collab on a project, hmu

Do (Some) Men Have Womb Envy?

I feel like this resonated

I have never seen a totally sober rave in my area. Now I wanna go

Should We Start Showing Incels In Teen Dramas? Absolutely.

Very true.

7 Indicators Of A Loyal Partner Who Wants To Stick Around

The funny thing is that I still see drugs as a useful part of society.

“It Was Great Until Everyone Started Dying.”

I'm gonna make one.

Dear Corporate Overlords: You’re Why Our Mental Health Is Declining

5 Subtle Signs Someone’s Parents Loved Them Conditionally

Yikes

5 Signs That Your Partner Is Likely To Ghost You Or Blindside You

I don't know if that's the consequence, but I can tell you that a consequence if this is a lot more…

Three of my exes have PICS.

Yeah. I'm still unlearning everything.

Always felt like that was the end result of Group A.

I mean, I owe it to them.

With me, it wasn't just like family pressure, I was babysat by my future professors.

Yup. I wrote a bit about it.

Yep. Both of them.

The Problem With Being A Parent’s “Show Pony”

British accent plus American women = automatically attractive +5 stats.

Come to NYC my dude.

This is something the guy at the checkout line would have said. Were you him?

So, so true.

I can choose a kid, or a house.

By all means, show it to him!

7 Things That Make A Man Stand Out In A Crowd

And yet I have seen this so much.

#ComicsBrokeMe Revealed a Horrific Reality of Being a Cartoonist

He Said, “I Can’t Marry You. I’d Get Disowned.”

TO BE FAIR...My

If you ever need someone who gets it, hmu. I used to have a second life for similar reasons, kinda

Want To Make More Money In The Age Of Greedflation? These Tips Helped Me.

I've always hit places solo. Pepper spray goes a long way

Yup

No, there do seem to be parallels.

Yup. I get picked out for being "too feminine " to be nonbinary.

The LGBTQ Scene Has A Serious Exclusion Problem, And We Need To Address It

I've considered my own podcast again

I should write about this.

PLEASE WARN OTHERS.

PSA: Blogger Is Removing Blog Posts Without Telling Writers

Looking For A Spouse? Dating Truth Bombs No One Wants To Tell You.

Shannon, I feel this to my core.

We are starting to see this in America too.

I love this.

I realized I wanted to publish this shit because I think it needs to be written for everyone to see.

Welcome to upper class New Jersey, all-white suburbia with a touch of cult worship.

I wasn't hit too much, but I know at least two kids who were beaten so bad they'd occasionally limp.

Narcissism is a trauma response. People forget that. It speaks volumes about our society.

Welcome to my childhood. <3

I wrote about social media causing behavioral sinks earlier.

6 Subtle Learned Skills That Show You’re A Former Fundie

Feel free to share it with others. I know we both know people who need this. <3

Spouse and I are both childfree.

Almost all of this was stuff I did on the regular. Are...are you me?

You sound not okay. Are you alright?

Elon Musk’s Twitter is a Nazi Cesspit

I think, whether I realize it or not, that's why I don't slim out more.

That's the hard thing. I'm on Mastodon but it's a desert and I'm waiting for BlueSky.

#blondesquad

If You Are Overweight, Please Read This

Some do. As I said at the bottom, a lot of love is actually just two people willingly working…

Get extroverted, learn the magical gift of gab, and learn to make your life attractive.

Hard hitting, definitely.

‘Shiny, Happy People’ Is Must-Watch Material For Anyone Dealing With Religious Trauma

Coin Operated Boy...

I actually did write a book. It's a travel safety guide for LGBTQ people!

Aye...I published a book that involves safe travel for LGBT people. You may want to check it out.

I strongly disagree. That family is NOT a family. It's a fucking death sentence.

5 Crazy Things No One Warns You About Getting Divorced

Birds, I hope one day life will be the way you say it is.

I became a Bluey fan this week.

What ‘Bluey’ Can Teach You About Miscarriage And Infertility

My Top Replies To Shut Down Hate Rhetoric

If you are okay using a girl for time, love and support and are fine dangling a wedding ring you're…

Every family, save for one, that made it clear that I was not enough for their family still has…

I had a couple of exes whose parents and families had standards higher than British royalty.

You are right, but what really gets me is that I heard some of the moms basically defend their sons…

“I Want A Classy Girl,” He Said.

I know Newark recently had some yuppies try to invest. That didn’t end up well. They fled.

I put the book back up and realized it was time I stop talking to my friends from the rave scene.

You know what's funny?

Thank you for proving my point.

Funny you mention Pittsburgh.

I'm not sure you quite understood what I was writing.

It's simple: if you constantly have to defend yourself, she's not the one.

Why Women Don’t Believe Men When They Say “I’m Not That Type Of Guy.”

This really means a lot to me. Thank you.

I mean, I live 5 minutes away from NYC.

27 Percent Of All People Are Estranged From A Parent, But Why?

I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a pep talk, but ouch.

New York’s Musicians And Artists Are Leaving — And They’re Not Returning

I got accused of being a member of the KKK when I interviewed people for my book designed to keep…

I’ll tell ya, I’ve never been so damn tempted to join the alt-right.

Book Is Back Up, But I’m Not The Same Person

Is Social Media Driving Humanity’s Collapse?

Same

I really should talk about some of the more alarming things I had seen around me. You'd be shocked.

I heard about Japan's KFC Christmas thing. I'm really curious what that's like. How is Asian KFC?

I've started to say this more openly, but I believe the left is doomed because we don't do anything…

I recently had one of my most no-nonsense friends talk some sense into me.

To be fair, I knew her when I was homeless and working for her.

I should call her up. I know her personally and didn't know this.

It wasn't the marketplace.

I’m High-Key Jealous Of Foreign Fast Food Menus

It's more like, I just wanted this one thing to be supported, even by my friends.

It's. Not. About. The. Marketing.

To be fair, Indian food is 🔥

Yep. I'm out.

Not for nothing, but the left doesn't do anything to retaliate when the right takes rights away.

Gonna be real with you, I'm not sure if moral consequences are enough for me these days.

It's more like a spoiled cake to me.

I don't intend to. I stared at the void and it stared back.

I mean I wrote a blog post about it, had press releases...but

Yup

The liquor stores make sense to me. As an alcoholic, I do need my fix.

Literally contacted pink news to no response.

I just wish I had a wedding or a nice acknowledgment of a book release.

You're amazing, you know that?

What Baked Alaska Taught Me About How Liberals Lose Their Own

I love this story. Want it to be boosted on The Tasteful Toast?

Here's the thing...

That's the worst part.

I chose the title because it was homage to a writer I looked up to.

Looks like it.

I mean, having a niche is a normal marketing thing.

I’ve Decided To Take My Book Off Amazon

That's just the thing...they don't need to be so understaffed to pay a living wage.

I Need To Call Out The Welfare Queen Down The Street From Me.

It's a food magazine I publish here.

I was actually using the X as the abbreviation. I love that others know it!

You do realize the greatest threat to women right now IS men, right?

How America’s Food Deserts Are A Signal Of Society’s Collapse

I needed to hear this today. Thank you.

Sounds like abuse to ne

You're awesome, you know that?

If you need a friend, I'm here.

Yaaas!

Ted is black, but I don't know what he does that attracts such awful women.

7 Things You Should Never Say To Someone With PTSD

I always loved myself.

Yeah, looking back, I can kind of understand why so many others with that party schedule kept…

I try. Oddly enough, having my mental health rocked by this book had a strange effect on me.

I Stopped Raving And Met Alternate Universe Me

$55 is not high maintenance. This just comes off as pandering dude.

Believe it or not, I got way more nudes from men than women.

Dude, one of his greatest blessings are the sheer number of friends he has.

Yup. I marched against Trump, and do my part.

Thank you so much! It's scary to think this is now necessary.

‘He Gets Us’ Ads Are Tone Deaf And Totally On-Brand

Solution: Write a book that has nothing but the word "blah" for 50 pages and see how many people…

He Wanted A Date. We Ended Up Having To Call The FBI.

Yup. Not going to lie, if I ever get blocked by DeSantis on social media, I’ll probably have an…

Appreciated.

5 Things Publishing My First Book Taught Me (And Why I’m Bitter)

See, I would have been the dumbass who slapped the teacher for the sound of one hand clapping...

This is, sadly, why I am working on leaving the country.

Yes! The most nurturing person I know is a man.

I almost got arrested because I drunkenly tried to open a Honda that didn't belong to my friend.

Why Does My Car (And Yours) Look Like A Shoe?

See, I oughta start a business.

That's literally not true though...

You know, there are stories told all hush-hush in every family.

All I can say is that I'm not willing to help people who dug my grave climb out of the ones they…

If men love women so much, why are y'all so against giving them equal rights?

Can We Please Stop Saying Men Are Protectors Of Women?

In a weird way, I feel like once people all realize this across the board, true progress will begin.

It's true. There's a certain point where one too many no's turns into a "Why am I bothering?"

Sounds like this discussion is done.

I still see so many men being like “No, men love women.”

Sounds like someone doesn’t believe in personal accountability…If you voted to take my rights away…

I said I’m not debating this.

I mean, I try…

To be fair, more and more women are choosing to be single because they realistically can no longer…

Sushi, kpop, anime, tatami mats, wabi Sabi philosophy, j-cosmetivs, circle lenses, cosplay...

Take a look at Reddit's 2X, or my comments sections lol

Just want you to know, you'd have a seat at my table, and this time, *I'll* do the dishes.

Mother’s Day Hits Different When Your Mom Didn’t Want You

Feel free to share it. I know others need this.

Time to get a new woman.

People gasp when I tell them that, if I were an abortion provider, I'd refuse service to any…

We Need To Watch What’s Going On With Korea’s Women

If You’re Female And Voted GOP, Don’t Complain About Abortion

I don't know if I'm an ENFP, I was mimicking his poses, and no degree.

I would love it if a company would want me on board for this!

I am pretty certain the guys who do this do it on purpose.

Facebook is run by misogyny and hate.

I gotta ask…what do you feel is the difference between the two?

I’ve definitely been considering it.

Took me a moment to grow them, for sure. So worth it.

Yup. They moved the bar again.

From what I've seen, not really.

Men Need To Stop Correcting Women When Women Say What They Want

Fellas, We Need To Discuss Schrödinger’s Baby

Yep.

It's something I struggle with.

*hugs* You're not alone, friend.

An Open Letter To My Struggling Friend, K*

Just seeing those words made me want to turn into Godzilla and burn the world down for a moment.

Wait till you read my new article on Scrodingers Baby

Just so you know, that tipped me off that you are probably a phenomenal husband.

You don't have to marry women or cohabitate with them.

I agree with that notion.

K. I don't argue with people who shoot themselves in the foot.

Let's see, gun laws, Stand your ground, the loosening of restrictions on police, anti-abortion…

Lol, no. See, I don't deal with tone-policing guys who vote against my rights.

Thank you!!!

Today I learned that e-books and paperbacks have different ASINs.

Oh, this is nawwwt all men

Is It Me, Or Has Marriage Turned Into A Men’s Status Symbol?

Vaccines are backed by science. Restrictions on abortion are not. Big difference

9 Life-Saving Tips That Helped Me Get Out Of Poverty

I'll give you three examples:

I thought my new neglected one was pretty compassionate.

My, you're quite emotional. Are you ok?

So….My Book Is Out….

If they didn't trust me after all I did for them, that's just as vile.

7 Things You Should Never Say To People Who Were Neglected As Kids

Because there are opportunities linked with those areas.

You are literally shaming me while saying this dude.

The Rise Of American Incompetence

I have bad teeth from years of drug use and not brushing.

....You are not getting the point here and you're also insanely tone deaf telling a person who was…

This Quote Taught Me A Lot About How To Prevent A Breakup

Your privilege is showing.

There is a point where the quality of your life is so shitty, debt is the least of your worries and…

Every Time I See A Personal Finance “Guru” Say These Two Tips, I Cringe

I'd be there with kava tea and booze in tow!

I saw. I'm not surprised that his goons are excusing it. What losers.

Nada. Still cardboard.

https://www.insider.com/mcdonalds-says-its-phasing-out-its-plastic-happy-meal-toys-2021-9

I'm allergic to daylight

Guys, I Think We’re Killing McDonald’s…I’m Okay With It.

Shirley, you must be joe-king!

The Quiet Camaraderie Of GOP Territory Refugees

I wish I could give more than 50 claps for this.

Deadass, I felt like the frog when I met my man.

YES! And please link me on that article.

I can't help but notice how many male commenters here are BIG MAD that I pointed this all out.

If You’re Currently Single And A Decent Person, Please Read This

You okay buddy?

Uh, that's not okay.

Wow, this really got you emotional. Are you okay?

....most of us can barely eat.

Yes and no. Every time I hear an older person say they voted GOP, I cringe. They robbed their kids.

My friend is going through this too. Do you have advice for him?

I feel that

Millennials Are A Generation Of Grief, Gen Z Is A Generation Of Despair

Okay, I'm blocking and reporting you.

Here's the thing: lowering my standards means I get the chance of having mediocre sex with someone…

No, it absolutely is.

So rather than realize that your silence about rape and exploitation is tacit acceptance of it, you…

You have no idea how bad you sound, do you?

Wow...well, that was attractive of you.

That's just it. Even if she found him, she can't afford him...

You sound emotional about this article. Are you okay?

Yep. If I divorce my spouse, that’s it.

You know, I feel like I could have gone without knowing this term.

I mean, I talked about it...

I don't know whether it'd translate well into audiobook. I hope I can make it happen soonish!

I am not sure men are more lenient to women who commit mistakes.

It's a double edged sword, for sure.

Most Women Literally Can’t Afford A Relationship Right Now

I don't conform to gender norms. I'm a "neither"

Agree to disagree.

Bold of you to think we can afford it

This makes so much sense.

To be fair, I'm learning Chinese right now because I *really* want to live in China if my plans in…

Because maybe black people notice that the GOP pushes policies that hurt them?

I can't believe you are minimizing this shit. Wow

So the fact that women get raped and assaulted on dates is stupid?

Why Male Exes Come Back, But Female Exes Almost Never Do

Absolutely true. And we are done catering to them.

A hit dog hollers

So, I’m Writing A Book…

7 Signs You’re In An Abusive Relationship And Don’t Even Know It

Because I went to a horrible college filled with people who should apologize to trees for wasting…

I've never heard of Bush parties.

“The Quality Of Your Writing Is Not Up To Par.”

You're literally blaming her for trusting him.

My New York accent comes through in writing sometimes

Hey, no slutshaming or sexwork shaming. She's what we call scavy. It's different

Just kept lying to his other ex. She forgave him.

Be herself. You know, "do you"

Did Anyone Else Have A Lover Who Didn’t Exist?

I try.

I mean, I dated three guys who earned less than me and were over 275...So, miss me with that.

Thank you so much.

That's fine for you, but let's not blame Sarah for the actions of others.

I've had moments where I felt so comfortable with someone, I've jumped the gun.

When you're right, you're right.

When I first heard that said to me by a social worker, like...A

Isn't it fucked that somehow, trusting someone to be decent is her fault?

So, About That Time My Friend Chased Her Date Out With A Knife…

No, they did. Then they told me that I am ignoring them and it's not just a woman issue. 😑

It's really not. Neither side is getting anything out of it anymore. It's dead.

That's a very long way of saying "not all men." Not all men, but yes all women.

My friend, you are actually talking about ANOTHER article I'm doing about the social contract with…

Oh, I could say soo many things and tell soooo many stories of quiet quitters in relationships I…

See, it's not love---not a partnership.

I mean, if that's how you see it, maybe it's for the best that women don't date men.

I mean, you know, you’re right.

I mean, I'm staunchly anti-free speech because it's systematically destroyed our country due to the…

The only time I had Jesus pick up the tab on anything was when I was on a blind date with him.

Naw man, if she comes at you with a knife, you protect yourself and GTFO as soon as she can't hit…

I keep hearing this from guys, but I have yet to actually see guys be willing to date the lonely…

I mean, hate will always be reactionary.

Honestly, I'm wondering if there is a lag or something. It's weird and I actually agree with you

In that case, you don't mind when women feel disparaged by the fact that men don't want them, right?

I Just Realized One Of The Reasons Why Conservatism Is So Appealing

The End Of Dating Is What Happens When Social Contracts Die

Yep. It's going to get ugly when we have that fall from grace.

What A 19th Century Crime Lord Can Teach Us About Modern Book Bans

Yay! I'm a writer dyke! Love this.

Tell me you don't see women as people without telling me you don't see them as people.

No, You Weren’t Blindsided With Divorce. You Just Didn’t Notice The Signs.

A friend of mine from way back in the day used to date a girl who was CONVINCED that Miley Cyrus…

Society Needs To Talk About The Growth Of Parasocial Obsessions

The issue I always noticed with men's spaces was how many of them were deeply radicalizing---often…

Please tell that to abuse hotlines

Actually I'm all for it.

Yup. The right wing really hates this fact because they use nazi techniques.

See, it's not the same.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING.

I mean, my husband is a DJ and most of my friends are rave promoters...

The definition of Blood Libel is a good start.

Nope. Tolerance paradox. If we tolerate intolerance, then eventually, the tolerant disappear.

I'd love to see home buying resources.

Appreciated, but Lira is no longer the person I knew.

I grew up cult adjacent.

I mean, maybe?

I’m Genuinely Worried For Some Influencers In The Fundie World

I mean, if I saw photos, yeah, that's enough for me to say I don't want anything to do with him.

No, it's not.

How Fucked Is America, Really?

You sound awfully triggered.

Death Of The All-American Rager Party (And What It Says About Us)

Ok, Groomer: Can You Groom An Adult?

“None Of My Friends Abuse Women,” She Said To The Battered Woman

Haha, I got over this. My body was never strong to begin with! Bwahahahaha!

It all just feels like a fever dream to me

100 percent agree.

It'd make PT Barnum look like a pansy

How I Learned To “Un-Rig” The Capitalist System Against Me

7 Warning Signs Of An Overworked Spouse That Everyone Ignores

He has a lot of self-loathing going on.

Agreed

Who The Hell Is Renting An $11,000 Apartment In The Suburbs?

I hate my childhood. That is all.

It hurts my heart to say that you're right.

We always need to carry one another into a better future

Why do you think I never shut my claptrap? I know what happens and so do you.

She did. What she turned into, though, I don't recognize.

You don't look like you're almost 70, bro. Whatever you're doing, it's keeping you young.

Having experienced this firsthand, I pray for Texans

I have a very good idea, though not on a systemic level.

Oddly enough, Ireland. My name is the feminized form of Ossian/Oisin. He (ironically) was a bard.

Me?

You're right.

It's a white nationalist thing.

It's a white supremacist thing.

It's times like this I wonder whether I had it good because I was so isolated.

5 Things No One Warned Me About Getting Older

My mom was terrified of crime here.

Mom’s Tales Of Commie Doublespeak Might Become Texas’s Future

I was engaged to my husband after a month so...

White person who grew up in an all-white neighborhood here.

buymeacoffee.com/ossiana

7 Signs Of A Highly Functional Adult

The job market, from what I've been hearing, has been brutal for writers.

I think you totally missed the point of this article.

I genuinely am worried for anyone you date if the idea of her outearning you or having a right to…

You know, you might be right.

There’s definitely a difference between a “guy who can’t get laid” and an incel — at least in…

I really should do an article about this.

They don't excuse it.

We all liked her. I was told to be like her.

Oh, I’m not a transwoman. I’m AFAB who’s nonbinary.

Yep. I’m never office working again as a main source of income.

Payment’s mostly done by readtime.

Please Don’t Fall For The “I Regret Quitting My Job” Propaganda

Women are (unfortunately) conditioned to avoid men who earn less than them because they are more…

The filter on me just turned me into Anna Nicole Smith. It was unsettling, to say the least.

Up until today, I was the only neighborhood bicycle I've ever heard of.

That intimidation is fear.

Did you ever wonder why?

Why not both? Why not Zoidberg?

I earn two to three times the amount my husband earned at his peak income.

I don't quite get this comment.

FYI, this inspired me about something mom said. I'm going to write about it.

Government so small, you can fit it in your vagoo.

When every family has a daughter, a mother, a sister, an aunt, and a girlfriend who died due to…

Did he have that look of conflict when she left?

Let me guess, he did that weird look where you could tell he's conflicted about his behavior too.

I’m Beginning To Think That Lots Of Men Are Afraid Of Women

Red and scrolled. And clapped.

Like, have you considered doing a YouTube channel? I'd watch it just for the Scottish vibes

This is the most Scottish thing ever and I’m here for it.

Dude. Women aren't tomatoes or tampons. We don't get used or damaged. We're people

I told my client what happened. They got let go from the roll.

Yep. I once paid a friend in food for him assembling an IKEA cabinet because we were both so low on…

Thanks, I guess?

They do. My dad was a major inspiration in my life. This week hasn't been easy.

That Time A Restaurant Tricked Me Into A Bogus Review

Wokery? Dude. I'm not a chick. I just play one when I model.

Sounds like you’re triggered.

Yo, not for nothing, but Abbie Hoffman was one of the most badass writers that ever lived.

I’m sorry, did this trigger you?

Middle America’s Going To Relearn Life In The Non-Fiat Economy

I guess we're both assholes?

Very much so

Call me old fashioned, but the only things I ever want up my ass are dildos and dicks.

Almost Every Married 35-Year-Old Has This Happen, And It’s Weird AF

Accurate and scary too

Absolutely true. I have other ways I use to avoid them.

Same. I'm really tired of being seen as a dumb blonde.

You know, you are absolutely right.

Good point…

It really feels like the claws came out when they saw the upgrade on my home.

I genuinely want them to earn a living wage. I'm just pissed they're not.

Hey <3

I mean, my ex did.

Have you considered writing about it?

Exactly. We could literally fight AI filters with AI.

The musician?

Texas is going to become quite unlivable soon.

I was not lucky enough to get regular doctor visits right before I gave birth. So, yay America.

I’m Pretty Sure That Indeed Became The Worst Way To Get A Job

It’s really weird.

I actually work 70 hours per week because I’m getting out of debt I accrued while I was homeless.

What's wild is that Latin America is now seeing improvements in women's rights.

Oh...oh dear. Yeah, me and heat and sunlight are a Russian roulette game. That sounds terrifying 😳

Hence the word "many."

It's funny, because I really want to go to Arizona. I keep hearing how nice it is.

That's why I'm not bailing on all my friends low on cash.

Oh, 10000 percent.

I feel zero empathy for the conservative masses going there.

Being pregnant in America made me realize that women's lives don't matter here. Like, at all.

Honestly, it's going to sound terrible, but female GOP voters are going to decrease in numbers one…

Accurate.

In a just society, their pay would be doubled via government stipends and they'd be given an…

If (on the off chance) I get stuck here in my old age, I probably will intend to go via…

I don't intend on staying in America much longer.

‘Texit’ Is Happening and It Will Kill People

I'd be down for it!

Me: Drink heavily (if I'm emotionally shaky), pet cats, feed cats, watch YouTube, read other Medium…

True. I'm just happy you're reading 💓

Wait....If you're in tech I can legit help you.

The problem I'm beginning to face is that a lot of the people who were once kind got so hostile to…

I don't think you're an asshole.

Already ahead of you!

Yep, I'm married. But go on.

Wow.

A Conversation With An Ex-Coworker Made Me Realize We Were All Victims

Agreed, actually.

I speak as a youth.

I mean, I guess I should have let my friend get access to my bank account like he asked.

I definitely think I came off harsher than I meant to here.

Oh, my eyes do. Like, I actually get sore and have to take walk breaks.

It's weird.

It really is scary seeing people get so angry.

I'm all for people rejecting minimum wage jobs, but if you're like my soon-to-be-former friend…

I mean, aside from my friend trying to take money from me out of my bank account, people trying to…

Delivery Drivers Are Holding Food Hostage In Exchange For Tips

You have a point.

It’s sad because I see a lot of people reacting pretty viciously to this article.

Highly sought after by who...exactly?

I'll make sure to tell that to my 5'6 husband who currently earns slightly above minimum wage.

I'm sorry if it comes off that way, but I'm definitely trying not to be that guy.

It sucks because I don't want to have to leave them, but they've really started to become harmful…

These Truths Can Help You Avoid Socially-Enforced Self-Destruction

I mean, I don't really think I'm that talented. I just show up and say stuff every day.

Maybe

Dogs are, in fact, awesome.

❤ I work pretty hard, but don’t worry, I’ll always find a way.

I definitely think that part of it was changing my mindset and trying to establish boundaries.

I didn't say I was the only one or that I'd walk from everyone. Did you read the essay?

They're asking me for help and advice, yes

I’m Probably Going To Have To Walk Away From My Less-Wealthy Friends

‘Glory’ Reveals The Disturbing Reality Of Bullying

A Quote Taught Me About Why We’re Seeing A Rise In Religious Fanaticism

Ever listen to La Boeheme by Charles Aznavour?

Love Dan Bell!

My husband is in the same situation, kind of.

My friend/ex absolutely was a great ex.

10 Signs You’re The Family Outcast

Let’s Not Forget The Real Reason Why Child Labor Is Being Legalized

I van safely say she's one of the worst, most conniving women I've ever seen a man date.

Gender roles hurt us both.

A lot of his friends had interventions over her. Especially after his meltdown

That's not pair bonding in the way they use it.

Well hello, neighbor!

Bro, I literally had to shake some sense into my homie when I found out his wife *magically* got a…

It’s not about poor treatment here, my friend.

There are literally ZERO studies backing this up.

That breaks my heart to hear you say that, man.

And what do you think convinced them that men have to be these stoic leaders, mm?

So what happened on your end?

Don't get me started on Gadzooks. That was a wild weird store.

My husband is 10 years younger.

I did not. What are they called?

Here’s What Happened When I Went To My Now-Dying Childhood Mall

Sometimes, I Think I’d Get Along With Tucker Carlson

I‘m Not Sure Many Women Are Ready To See Men Cry

You are awesome, dude.

What do you write about on there? I can't break 6 dollars in earnings

To be fair, I was the drugged up person who was bragging about having my ribs broken for fun.

Then they wonder why women are choosing to be celibate or deciding to give up on sex because they…

Did Anyone Else Notice That Choking During Sex Became Way Too Normal?

Yo, they making bank off that ish.

Whatever you did to the algorithm needs to stop.

7 Relationship Hacks Every Man Should Know

Truth is stranger than fiction. It's wild how many breakups like this I have heard about.

The way that play treated Riz made my skin crawl.

That's the thing.

Part of me is wondering whether we should put a petition to switch the algorithm back.

Where did they go to?

The thing is that they are actively harming the algorithm that was before.

I'm not fully leaving yet, but it's definitely an issue.

Seeing Major Traffic Dips Too? I’m Wondering If Medium Is Dying.

I feel like we probably lived in similar areas.

I remember a scandal at a beauty pageant because the girl did a Pretty Woman act.

Brenda always struck me as a girl who never quite got her worth.

How To Tank A Perfectly Good Marriage To A Good Man In 4 Months

I heard about the adoption industry back in the day!

Way to minimize my work.

I did grow up in a solid Red neighborhood.

Did Anyone Else Have A Serious Culture Shock Rewatching ‘Grease?’

I felt like it needed to be said.

OH MY GOD IT'S YOU! How are you???

Might want to see this one.

Here’s What It’s Like To Have Friends Who Use Meth

The 8 Worst Career Lessons Learned The Hard Way

I think you've never met any fake nice guys because you've never seen the way your guy friends…

Lord Farquahd is a villain from Shrek who's short and has a Napoleon complex.

Can We Please Stop Pretending That Looking Plain Means You’re Nice?

The difference is that with one, we’re feeling like a loaded gun is pointed at our head.

So you are telling women to risk rape, assault, pregnancy, revenge porn, stds and more for a guy…

So your solution is to tell women to fuck guys they don't want to fuck...

I generally don't engage with people who argue in bad faith---and all of those do.

I'm so scared for her. This is the second call I made about DV in that area.

An Open Letter To The Girl Carried Out On The Stretcher Last Night

The Rise Of The Female Incel

To be fair, Gen Xers are a favorite gen of mine. I wrote about them earlier.

Ossiana’s Book Club: ‘The Electric State’ Is Art Mixed With Reality

Call me hateful after I made a point to say not all Boomers.

I know. I made a point of saying it's not all boomers

I agree. Trust me when I say I don't hate all Boomers, either.

Do Baby Boomers Realize How Much The Youth Hate Them?

It doesn't matter who it is, it's creepy and weird and intrusive.

Feel free to share it with others.

Yep, that’s why you stop that in its tracks.

8 Powerful Phrases Women Need To Normalize Saying

I'd love to if they'd have me!

My Ex Taught Me What Men Truly Want In A Wife (By Accident)

But I don’t think he should actually BE part of that stat IRL.

It's not though. It's still a woman trying to raise a kid alone.

There’s always money to be made in stripping the rights of others away.

Woof. As an established woman, I am so glad that you are not interested in dating women.

To be fair, being single is a 100 percent surefire way to avoid getting shot by a crazy broad of a…

Don’t know. I guess ask his gaming group?

Did Anyone Else Notice All The New Pro-Marriage, Pro-Childbirth Propaganda Geared Towards Women?

7 Things That Are Now Middle Class Status Symbols

5 Reasons Why People Prefer To Stay In Miserable Situations

Yup. It's exploitation

I still can't believe this shit happened. Fucking video games led to potential murder.

I literally grew up about a town or two over from Middletown.

My Friend’s Neighbor Shot Her Husband. You Won’t Believe Why.

If I had a bump of cocaine for every time I sighed and felt my faith in men ebb while reading this…

Depends on my mood

I currently am in the top 20 percent of individual earners in my state, if not slightly higher.

Goddamn.... O_O

Congratulations.

13 Subtle Things You Can Tell From Going Into Your Date’s Bedroom

Dude, it sucks that so many people vote red.

Yo, I have so many questions.

Did you see the caption at the bottom of my article? *wink wink*

My Love-Hate Affair With “If He Wanted To, He Would”

Yep. I can’t really empathize with them when they made this happen through their own voting block.

Fornication? Lolwut? Dude, I'm queer AF.

You realize we probably partied together at one point, right?

A 25 year old gunning for a 15 year old *is* pedophilia, though.

The East Palestine Disaster Is America’s New Love Canal

I get that times were different, but child marriage is not okay.

Are...are you mansplaining to me what kids do?

Oh, society absolutely is gunning for us.

Agreed. There needs to be some kind of safety measure.

Here's the thing: my husband married me at 21.

The UN Is Starting To See America As A Developing Country

If so, I gotta light a prayer candle for their poor wives. Poor things.

I agree with a lot of your points.

Trust me, women aren't looking for marriage anymore.

A friend of mine has been permabanned from visiting our house because he has bed bugs crawling on…

Very true. This is a very hazy area for our society.

Yeah, the boy mom culture creeps me out.

Well, I'm actually very pro-porn because a lot of my friends are actors in that scene.

My friend who hooked up with a certain goth music star you've definitely heard of developed a…

Was not expecting to see this about someone who was in my circles.

I agree with 1 and 3, but a *LOT* of my friends are in handyman and mechanic industries.

Do People Realize How Casual Pedophilia Was 20 To 30 Years Ago?

You know, as someone who's turning 35 officially soon, it scares me because I never really had that…

From what I see, I agree.

I've heard a lot of people say they're not having kids because of climate change.

Can confirm. I did much of both.

Teen Girls Are Seeing Unprecedented Rates Of Hopelessness

You are absolutely right on that.

SPAM in raisin sauce is child cruelty.

That makes me feel a lot better about it.

I agree that in the context of Utah, it’s not a good thing.

I love that idea.

Research Suggests That You Need To Earn This Much To Be Happy

My friends and I were all talking about it.

Emotion Blindness Explains Why You Can’t Explain What You’re Feeling

And I have tried those candies! And they sucked!

That's awesome!

Hardstyle and DNB.

That's husband's payback for being an amazing spouse: 3 hot meals, foot rubs, and vacations as I…

Well, my story is very different from most.

I feel like more people need to be like this

I'll take that as a compliment

YAAAAYYYYY! I knew you'd bounce back!

THAT'S WHAT REALLY STUCK OUT TO ME!

I don't care if I've broken a tooth on these fucking things.

5 Retrospectively Alarming Things About American Public Schools

I sounded a lot like you, then life happened.

A Homie House.

Do not feel guilty about self preservation. Ever.

Did you just try whataboutism here? Please don't derail the conversation dude.

These sound just like my friends.

Now That Nuclear Families Are Dying Out, What Will Replace Them?

This legitimately gave me chills. Thank you so much!

I'm not sure what's more tragic: the fact that men were better to me when I was an escort, or the…

5 Stupid-Ass Ways Men Ruined Their Chances At Getting Pussy

At this point, I honestly feel like a sizable portion of the population would prefer women this…

*hugs* I know that comes from a place of hurt.

You may be right.

Miko, please get away from them

Unfortunately, this is not my take.

Unlike Wal-Mart execs, I’m awesome.

It's funny because I know that they're going to read this because THEY STILL FOLLOW ME!

Yeah, I was looking at new employee reviews of the place I used to work at on Glassdoor and woof.

Right? My blood boiled reading it!

7 Signs People Are Playing “Break The Cutie” With You

Honestly, I thin you're right on a lot of counts.

Yep. And then those same people are all *shocked Pikachu* face when women say, "No, I don't want to…

I know. And it fucking sucks because I see this ALL.

Unfortunately, if men see it as "adopting" women via marriage, the concept of marriage is DOA.

I feel like a lot of self-loathing went into his beliefs.

Ayeee I missed you! But yeah, I don't know. Patriarchy.

No, Really, Is Misandry Rising?

Not going to lie, this brought tears in my eyes.

YO SAME! Like Velma has her insufferable moments, but the entire thing is a wonderful show when it…

An Open Letter To The Executive Board Of Wal-Mart

Eep!

Normally, I'd bitch and moan, but I did notice something interesting.

Hit me on Twitter. I'm cool with having me tell your story

Yes!

Found the guy who's bad in bed!

A Man Refused To Marry His Foreign Girlfriend. She Died As A Result.

I didn’t! It’s a relief to see others see this!

Not for the wife, unfortunately.

When I say this, I mean your partner is sitting you down and begging you to change but you're not…

I know, right? To a point ya gotta thank them for letting the trash take itself out like that

You know, I don't know.

It happens a lot more than you'd expect.

I Made Bento Boxes For Three Weeks And Lost 5 Pounds

You know ,I should do something about Millennials.

I saw it in spades in Princeton, not to mention Yale and Harvard.

Ah. Good to know.

I mean, my ex girlfriend had sex with a major GOP politician back when she was a teenage boy...So,

9 Signs You’re A Guy Who’s Bad In Bed

I’m Really Sick And Tired Of People Ignoring The Business Advice I Give

So women should get cheated on? You sound like you want to let them off the hook

So how frequently does it have to be for it to be problematic?

And even that's not happening

He did not delete it. He just came at me on mine, too.

Yeah, he was bad on my article too. Then said I don't know anything about porn.

YO! This dude was just on my thing too. And he called me racist for pointing out racism in porn...

Also since you're so accusatory of my "woke agenda," I'm blocking you.

I don't even know where to unpack this, but you're being very rude and disrespectful towards me.

10 Subtle Signs You Were Emotionally Neglected as a Child

I worked as a porn journalist for XCritic.

Agreed wholeheartedly.

Also, I think you should read this.

That girl is going to have a very rude awakening.

I’m actually a porn journalist and these are things that male black porn stars have told me.

The one where I hear my friends complaining that they have a hard time getting shoots that gain…

Pet the doggo for me, ok?

Oh, they have been.

Have you heard of reactive abuse? This is something you may want to look into.

Right? God forbid you end up saying some of the shit that happened in your past.

We basically had to threaten to sue our landlords because they didn't want to do anything at our…

The Supreme Court is killing America, man...

THANK YOU! I think tech workers needed to hear it more than others.

Does Anyone Else Feel Like This Recession Is Manufactured?

A lot of women wear makeup to stay hired. Makeup gets you paid, sadly 😥

7 Signs You’re Touch-Starved and Need a Hug (Or More)

Absolutely.

Oh no, I can tell when kids live there.

No, I know others like that.

Exactly. Not even man understands the nature of man. How can a fucking computer do it?

Yeah, being nice really doesn't help women in DV situations or being trafficked.

Oooh. Some of these are so mean, I need aloe for second-degree burns. I like them.

Don’t Fear The Reaper: Why ChatGPT Is Not Going To Kill Writing

She had a track history of dating black men exclusively and abusing them.

I absolutely would! Hit me on Twitter!

They may be masochistic, because that's a helluva cleaning bill!

Tells me it's a happy home!

White Woman, Black Man: The Abuser No One Discusses

You know, come to think of it, I can see that.

I've noticed a lot of hate for secular humanists too.

In 10 Years, A Lot Of Family Influencers Will Turn Into Pariahs

Yep. If I get very annoyed with someone talking stupid, I tell them that they are the top of the…

Yup. Happened with a neighbor of mine. Cops were almost called

The New Age To Fascist Pipeline Is Real…And Real Disturbing

A friend of mine was a child bride.

9 Low-Key Societal Trends That Always Happen In A Recession

Wait till you hear how this feminist will be skewering certain things soon....

Credit where credit is due. You're a maverick!

I was wondering what was going on.

11 Things You Can Learn From Looking At Someone’s Living Room

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Why Is Tucker Carlson So Butthurt About Green M&M’s Makeover?

It is. I used to wear my vest to ward off bedbugs and sexual predators. It worked on both.

Porn Is The Tech Bubble That No One Expected To Pop

Yep! It's my food blog/magazine.

I agree totally. I was that person for a minute.

I see you and I respect you for it. Stay safe.

Do you have younger guy friends? Might be time to reach out and teach them what you know.

Here's the problem.

You know, I was really hoping that you weren't actually going to be hostile and that I…

Communal raising is a thing.

Honestly? Be the father figure who shows guys the way.

Agree to disagree.

The things America needs to do to fix education are not things that we are willing to do.

If you ever want to write for the Tasteful Toast, message me

It's really sick, right?

5 Sad (But Honest) Reasons Why Women Are Turning To Single Motherhood

Oh yeah. I'm going to go into a major conservative thing later.

Same dude, same.

Right? I speak as a sex worker.

I'm thinking that there is a major views reading lag that is showing up on my page.

Has it been the past 5 days?

Did you see the past couple of articles with Barney and narcissism?

YES! IT HAS BEEN THE LAST 5!

Testing 1, 2, 3 — If you see this, please tell me.

Barney The Dinosaur Is…A Sketchy Sex Therapist?

DATE LOSERS OR THE TERRORISTS WIN!

Yo, is it weird if I actually had a similar moment with a parking meter?

As I said.

Report them to the dental board.

As I've said before.

How To Tell Who The Real Narcissist Is In An Argument

This Backwards Law Can Make You Wealthier And More Popular

Holy shit. I didn’t know that. This actually makes a lot of sense.

YAAAS! Your kiddo is epic.

Here’s What No One Is Saying About ‘The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker’

Bro I thought I was gonna die from that sandwich.

I’d Rather Deal With Felons Than Deal With Suburban Mommy Groups

I'm laying into mommy culture in my next article

Can you link sources to recent psychologists who got death threats?

That's a good question.

You might want to read the guardian article I linked under Badru's comment.

Mistype. Editing now

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/jan/15/women-killed-by-sons-violence-children-parents-brita

I keep saying.

Matricide is The Growing Crime Trend No One Wants to Touch

Satan's ploy.

People don't believe me when I say I'm terrified of mommy crowds.

Can I get an amen?

Unpopular Opinion: We Should Encourage Quitting School

My husband was pulled out as a HS junior.

And yet, here's my cousin, right? I can't even with some folks.

Yep. Don’t let them exploit you, ok?

That's my quasi-cousin. Go figure.

The Ugly Side Of Becoming Sexy

Then they wonder why people don't want to talk to them.

And then guys wonder why women don't want to have kids or date them anymore. SMH.

Genuine question: how did you guys cope? That must have been horrible

Right? He's my pupple. He's the best. <3

It's one of the biggest failings of the system we set up.

4 Simple Habits That Greatly Reduced My Stress Levels

Agreed. I was floored when I watched the Bernie Madoff movies.

If not the wife, then at least tell the kid, right?!

I like the cut of your jib.

If you ever need a writer for fashion blogging...Hit me up.

I wanna hug you just because I know you know.

Women want to be single because men are refusing to act like partners.

I feel like Canada is just The Promised Land at this point.

You know, I actually dig that with one small issue.

I never thought about that.

I kept getting detentions until I was finally “asked to leave” from my first middle school.

It wouldn't shock me if women ended up revolting against marriage altogether if this becomes too…

I disagree.

No...I still hear about most of mine and see them.

I don’t know about you, but if I saw my dad’s shit missing, I would start panicking and think that…

I feel like if we met IRL, we'd be besties and beautiful messes together.

I'm going to be writing about this experiment soon

I am all for government being more in our lives if it means it could save lives, prevent kids from…

5 Phrases That Make You Lose Friends And Stay Lonely

I know, I know. It is my shame to bear.

Truffle mayo on fries = how I end up shamefully eating several pounds of fried potatoes

Going out for cigarettes after you married someone IS a primarily male thing.

See the quote about "Disappointed killers."

So uh, I've popped more pills than a Pez dispenser. My friends are often extra crispy.

Bye Felipe!

Just because you don't like the truth doesn't stop it from being real.

Wow...that's next level bull

So, I feel like I got a blind spot because I look like a chick.

This Viral TikTok Shows The Horrors Of Having A Spouse Ghost You

When a job can't provide food, shelter, healthcare, and utilities, that's no longer a valid…

Oh yeah. I would have lived very well in those years since my hair naturally "Farrah's" out half…

Honestly, I don't even know. I feel like kids are shitty for shittiness's sake, lol.

Can....can you be my brother?

They just hate women, dude

Gandhi is bae. ❤

I can't help but notice it's the same usernames replying to one another here.

People always talk about how great it was back then, but the truth is that it was miserable.

I LOVE PIPE TOBACCO. Out of all the smokes to blow in my face, that has to be one of the top two.

The Early 00s Were The Final Days Of Teen Conformity Consumerism

*hides the elephant in the room* Yep, no gun needs to be hidden here...

I don't think this conversation is healthy for you, so I'm going to block you.

The block button is there for that reason.

Dude, age does matter and she has a right to say no.

Agreed.

I don't blame you. Pharma sales reps are wilin.

That's just scary.

Probably a good move.

No, I respond to most of my fans as long as I have something to say.

Haha, I'm not related to Bri, but I do try to answer my fans, just like I answered you.

I don't know Ivan, but I did see that he commented about a bad relationship on my articles.

1) The right people won't care what you wear as long as you're wearing clothes that YOU like.

You can never go wrong with any soup from Nigeria, either. I love soup and fufu.

Tonight

Funny thing is, we ended up going out to eat to celebrate.

It's a little writeup about fashion when I was your age.

Glad to help.

Tell your parents the truth.

I honestly think smoking indoors will be nationally banned soon.

Yaaaas

When you go balls-out on hate, you lose.

Read the full article hun.

You don't have to agree with religion, but please don't say that stuff.

I love that you enjoy my writing, but please remember that a lot of the topics I write about are…

You don't entertain their demands and you distance yourself. Boundaries are a thing.

PSA: Doctors Are Legally Allowed To Lie To Patients And Refuse Treatment

I have an article you should read about how to tell if your girlfriend is a toxic bitch.

If they want to hate me, they are free to.

Better ugly in a pic than ugly as a person

Bye Felipe.

For me, absolutely.

Can We All Admit That We Live In A Cyberpunk Dystopia Now?

It is alive and well in many communities, I assure you.

Bingo. I just deplatform them.

The Real Reason Why Family Annihilations Are Spiking

What's gammon?

I suspect if I spilled water on her, she'd start melting. She's foul.

Did you read the article or feel called out?

It's very true, which is why I don't get how there are legions of bitter men.

It's true and it's fucked up.

I think getting that hate mail calling me a misandrist was what set me off lol

Back when I was a kid, kids used to say they wanted to be teachers. I haven't heard that in years.

9 Bad Faith Arguments Only Shitty Men Use Against Feminism

Statistically, this is incorrect. Emotionally, I often wonder if we were ever Xtian.

I feel like that would be rife with abuse but if done correctly, would make a huge difference.

You know, you're actually very right there.

I mean, we don't have the issue of flying out the window here...

Whataboutism is not cool, dude. We stick to one topic here.

And people wonder why women are afraid of dating nowadays...I'm

You should look at ex punks, specifically

Stop blaming women for men's shortcomings. You're getting blocked and reported

But you're not.

Reported

Absolutely.

Here’s The Real Reason Why You Keep Attracting Abusers

Damn right.

Stochastic violence has been around since Roman times.

I keep saying.

Thank you for proving my point.

No, it’s totally true.

Humanity lies in the nuances.

You. I like the way you think.

“Why Can’t You Just Be Normal?”

Cool, more "BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME."

So, why aren't you blaming the fathers for bailing?

I suggest you read some of the comments left by women here.

There was no "going the extra" here.

Bro, I can assure you that that's not how it worked out with me.

The divorce laws thing is alarming, but I actually understand leaving America to have kids and a…

Unless he was egregiously sexist or violent, I'd try to make the best of a bad date.

Certain men really can't take accountability for their own actions, can they?

5 Vital Things You Need To Unlearn During A Breakup

I'm really sorry you feel that way, but she hasn't been cruel to me yet.

Carlin was a speaker of truth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_terrorism

One word: Quiverfull.

A lot of them are more subtle.

That's why I pointed out that not all relationships that start abroad stay that way.

Can We Please Talk About The Growing Stigma Around Christianity?

Is that why I remembered those diesel cars in the 90s smelling like farts?!

Speaking as a Romanian-American, I can attest that most of these women who end up with shitty guys…

Yup.

If I ever divorce or become a widow, I'm done dating.

I didn't want to say it, but I love the smell of gas so much.

7 Dead Giveaway Signs They’re Using You

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE GUYS IN THE BACK!

Honestly, compared to a lot of the stories of me and my friends, your class sounded like kids who…

You sound deeply resigned to being tied to a man or being lesser to one. That's not healthy

Are you okay? You may have internalized misogyny.

Right? My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old country where men beat their wives.

You may want to re-read the essay, bro. I think you skipped some stuff.

My friend almost got shot by police for doing a photo shoot in Asbury Park.

Woof.

Yep. Not many people believe me when I say that an 80-year-old babushka aunt of mine dragged my…

10 Once-Common Smells That Are Going To Be Lost To Time

Yup...

I really should talk about the whole "normal" pressure.

I saw you're a punk rocker.

You wouldn't believe how many accounts I had to block and report for "women being delusional" when…

It hurts me to hear this because I know so many like you and it's not your fault.

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